Recently, in London, a cab driver found the score to a new musical after Mr. Weber left his vehicle. He quickly placed the score on E-bay where it was acquired by this publication (college Radio Weekly). We had the handwriting analyzed and in fact it is written by Andrew himself.

Pieces within the musical score are entitled:

1. Marpe The Maven of Meats and a man capable of many feats. ( to be Sung by a choir in adoration, while the character of Marpe performs minor miracles on stage)

2. Mindless Banter (a chaotic tune sung in the round by 52 different people at once)

3. Sweet-Tea? How I love thee. (a solo sung by the character of Fritz Grits)

4. Whatcha doin this week Mikey. (a rockabilly tune)

5. Why T-Bone? Why. (To be sung by a medley of forest creatures to the character of T-Bone? Beckkman in a pleading manner)

6. Because your So tasty. (To be sung to a medley of forest creatures by T-Bone? Beckman in a maniacal manner)

7. Skee bop Skee bop. (a rockin little dance number sung by the characters of Matt and Tricia Klosky)

8. Recognition ..... zero. (a sad song to be sung by a sobbing disenfranchised coach huegel)

9. Point of no return (recycled from Phantom of the Opera, yet highly appropriate here)

10. Welcome to the Vortex. (to be sung by the entire cast in an evil beckoning manner)

11. Should I go? ... maybe yes ... maybe no (to be sung by the skating poet to himself in a mirror)

12. A cover of the song "We are the world" (to be sung by scott and jeff in a way it was never intended)

13. Hair cut, oil change, anything ... just get me out of here! (to be sung by the character of Dr. Judd in a frantic tone)

14. A cover of "Somewhere out there" from the movie an American Tail (to be sung by the character of shelly while sobbing, when she realizes that she can't get KSMR in Iowa)

15. A cover of David Bowie's "Fame" (sung by Scott and Jeff the way it was intended)

16. A cover of "Somewhere out there" from the movie an American Tail (to be sung by the character of Dr. Peach while sobbing, as he: falls asleep, eats, teaches, watches TV, drives his car, gets groceries, does the laundry, gets gas, etc.)


The story line, as well as the script, was not included with the musical score. We can only speculate if the songs are in the correct order and what the dialogue will be like.