Your guide to better understanding the world that is Scott and Jeff. Naturally, this is not in alphabetical order.

Scott-one of two DJ's who appears semi-regularly on show(weather permitting). His name is first because it sounds good and he was invited by college station manager to become a DJ. The rest is radio history.

Jeff-old guy asked by Scott to form this duo. They debuted Jan 8, 2003 and have not looked back. He has spent last years trying to rekindle his youth. Was first to decide that show would end in 2021.

Music to Quilt By-segment created to honor Teresa Speck who teaches with these bozos and likes quilting. Teresa was a regular listener till 2006-2007 season. Guess she's heard enough!

Tapped Object Contest-a bit created by Scott. DJ's grab random object and smack microphone. A very occasional caller tries to guess what it is. If they get it right they win some food that is never healthy. To date there have been two winners.

Regal Ben Huegel-it rhymes so the two DJ's say it frequently in reference to colleague Ben Huegel who has been a frequent guest, sometimes fill in, often coach, and now disinterested person. Guess, he's heard enough.

Matt-also goes by Skeechic, Skee, Klosky, Intrepid Researcher, Project Manager, "Our People" and Greater Klosky. A lonely telecommuter who looks forward to Thursday afternoon's during the school year. Developer of the original website as well as "homemade" streaming of the show. His role on show has morphed. He "gets" Scott and Jeff.

T-Bone-reads "Meat of Week." Thinks about Meat, eats meat. Likes every horror movie ever made except "Bug." Earliest regular guest on show. Sometimes referred to as Dean or Mac Daddy.

Skating Poet-aka Dave Sokolowski. The always capricious character who was responsible for some of biggest laughs in Scott and Jeff History. Who can forget
Muskrat Mascots, Pets in the Office, How much is that Doggie Karaoke and Valentines Gift Buying advice. Shows up about twice a year now-guess He's heard enough.

McCallum Medley-named for Shelly McCallum former colleague. She doesn't currently listen to show. Guess she's heard enough.

Habitat for Humanity-charity chosen randomly by Scott and Jeff to throw their name behind. Surprisingly no "cease and desist" orders have resulted. The Duo have raised over $5000 for them with their radioathons.

Dr. Peach-a recent internet poll named him best character in Scott and Jeff History. Proposed philosophical dilemmas. DJ's nearly wet themselves with laughter with each appearance. Like a "candle in the wind" he was snuffed out too
soon. The "throaty dolphin noise" has left a lasting impression though.

Audio Train Wreck-descriptor given of show by often out of work actor, Mike S.

Donna, Donna, Donna White-bookstore manager who learned management from Jeff. Often uses DJ's to push slow moving bookstore merchandise.

Sweet T-nickname given Teresa Speck during the now defunct "Porch Swing in Tupelo" bit.

Meat of Week-one of show's earliest and definitely longest lasting bit. For a few episodes stars would just say name of bizarre meat and move on. For the record-"pimento loaf" was first. Historians are not clear how Dean Beckman got involved nor how the idea of recipes came to be. There is a connection to Tom Marpe.

Tom Marpe-colleague of S@J. Purpose of the Meat bit was to help Tom while he was on Atkins diet.

Carmen and Rachel-pop in guests and fill in hosts during several shows in fall 2005 season. 1st spinoff of Scott and Jeff Show. Their own show debuted in Jan 2006. It was cancelled in May of 2006.

Steve Bouler-hosts the Broadway Bunch a show that precedes Scott and Jeff on KSMR. Stated that it is the radio equivalent of being the warm up band for the Beatles.

Virtual Dicke-a short lived bit that showed promise. Local celebrity Dave Dicke wasted time during his own workday at competing radio station creating rather clever audio files that Scott and Jeff played during show. They were funnier than the live DJs. Dave never appeared live-thus the "Virtual" title.

Gaby Bushman-for one glorious semester Gaby was Scott and Jeff's Technical Aspect Manager. For 15 weeks the show actually seemed to be legitimate. Then she graduated. It(the show) has never recovered.

Blichmann Engineering-1st sponsor of show. We've heard good things. He tuned into a couple shows. Guess he heard enough.

Keith(from Ohio)-1st ever webcast listener. Keith has also heard enough.

Stupid Criminals-bit from fall 2006 season. Performed by Dr. Tricia(the lesser) Klosky.

Michael Lee Rose-A "singer" and we use the term loosely who has sent stars
nearly 600 copies of the worst recordings in music history. Rumor was that he felt Scott and Jeff would be his ticket to the top.

Young go Getter-young intern Ryan Anderson, Just showed up in booth late in 2007 season. Hangs around and has "ideas" about future direction. He is waiting patiently for the death of one of the DJ's. Will take over show completely in 2021 season. Expects power struggle with Klosky about that time.

KSMR 92.5-94.3 Winona-randomly the DJ's exclaim this curious combination of letters and numbers. No one knows why.

Gas Light-student talent show that was MC'd by Scott and Jeff in March 2005. Though both stars regularly lament on air that they have "god given right" to be permanent hosts they have not been invited back. The student body has apparently heard enough.

Circus Music-what Dr. Peach said follows the two DJ's whenever they walk together.

I hate those guys-phrase muttered by many after the DJ's leave their presence or just walk by. Outright jealousy would appear to be cause of such mutterings.

Jingles-all strong brands have memorable jingles. Scott and Jeff are no exception. See the "Jingle" page for clips.

PSA played backwards-a reoccuring bit after a PSA. Scott pretends to put his hand in cd player and feverishly "play" cd backwards. The Scott and Jeff jingle then plays. Reportedly all Kiss songs played backwards also result in the S&J jingle. (Note to reader-you can't really do this)

Shelly go home-signature end of show signoff by the stars during first few seasons. It was a clue to colleague Shelly McCallum that her workday should end.
The rest of the department had checked out hours earlier.
Nancy Ocampo-for some reason Scott and Jeff took a liking to this pronunciation of SMU class of 2007 business grad, Nancy.

Stephen B. Pattee-friend of Skating Poet, frequent caller to booth in early years of show. He's heard enough.

Road Kill Squirrel Squares-in Jeff's opinion the single finest "Meat of Week " recipe ever.

Elton John-Jeff's favorite singer. Main mission of early days was to play only Elton's and Jimmy Buffett's music. The DJ's have veered slightly away from this mission.

Jimmy Buffett-Scott's favorite.....see above for rest of definition.

The Pirate-occasional guest Joe Dulak. Why the Pirate? Ask any software company!

Local Celebrities-what Scott and Jeff were till Winona Daily News Front Page Story. Winona Daily News

Regional Celebrities-current status of Scott and Jeff given forementioned press coverage.

Mindless Banter-the DJ's "competitive advantage"-when uttering phrase one should emphasize "mindless."

Syndication-only a matter of time....

Horror Movie Night- concept developed by Dr. Peach and T Bone. Most cast members have attended this event at least once except for Scott. An often poorly chosen movie from the horror genre is shown at someone's house. The viewer's blame someone for the poor selection frequently during the showing. Snacks are consumed and critiques of movie often follow. Generally TBone is very happy with movie, the Skeechic usually dissatisfied. People then return to their own homes wondering why they subject themselves to this abomination of theater.

OSHA-frequently discussed issue during early years. Reportedly, Jeff's area of expertise. Just like Seinfeld who referenced "Superman" in every episode, Jeff mentions OSHA at least once during a lecture regardless of topic.

Scott and Jeff Museum- in recent years on air discussion of this has went on ad nauseum. Animated Scott and Jeff characters, a Disney "waiting line" system, and a thrill ride through Scott's 12 x 16 office are mentioned as main attractions.

Foof-front part of T-Bone's hair. Full of sturdy "substance." It foofs up the front much like a dog's tail in "greet master" mode.

Absolute Zero-–459.67°F, –273.15°C(for Canadians) or the temperature which the larger of the two DJ's keeps their office.

Vortex-A vortex (pl. vortices) is a spinning, often turbulent, flow (or any spiral motion) with closed streamlines. The shape of media or mass swirling rapidly around a center forms a vortex. Where people who dabble in Scott and Jeff are sucked. Inexplicably, once in "their world" one finds it diffficult to extract themselves.

Ornate lampy things-description of neat feature on new Pelzer Bridge which Scott traverses on to and from the show.